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Funny Travel Quotes

Funny Travel Quotes

Quote 1.  Most things in life people are worried about, never happen anyway.

Quote 2. Happiness is not a state to arrive at, but a manner of travelling. – Margaret Lee Runbeck

Quote 3. Can we just skip to the part of my life where I travel the world?

Quote 4. Adventure, yeah. I guess that’s what you call it when everybody comes back alive. – Mercedes Lackey

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Quote 5. I love my job, only when I’m on vacation.

Quote 6. Do not follow where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

Quote 7. A good traveller has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving. – Lao Tzu

Quote 8. The cool thing about being famous is travelling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff. – Britney Spears

Quote 9. Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn – Dr Maxwell

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Quote 10. I crossed a time zone and I feel younger already. If I keep travelling west, I can become immortal. – Jarod Kintz

Quote 11. When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money. – Susan Heller

Quote 12. I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. — Oscar Wilde

Quote 13. I always want to wear flip flops, but my boss doesn’t like it…guess, I’ve to travel then.

Quote 14. Kilometres are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometres. – George Carlin

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Quote 15. The gladdest moment in human life, I think, is a departure from unknown lands. – Sir Richard Burton

Quote 16.  A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.

Quote 17. Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year. -Unknown

Quote 18. When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money.

Quote 19. Quit your job, buy a ticket, get a tan, fall in love, never return.

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Quote 20. The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist. – Russell Baker

Quote 21. Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo.

Quote 22. Travelling is like flirting with life. It’s like saying, ‘I would stay and love you, but I have to go; this is my station. – Lisa St. Aubin de Teran

Quote 23. Travel far enough you meet yourself. – David Mitchell

Quote 24. I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. – Henny Youngman

Quote 25. Because in the end, you won’t remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing your lawn. Climb that goddamn mountain. – Jack Kerouac

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Quote 26. The man who goes alone can start today, but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. – Henry David Thoreau

Quote 27. Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversations. – Elizabeth Drew

Quote 28. I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. – Mark Twain